Ha Ha! Mount Airy, NC Was Not Named America's Friendliest City! Walla Walla Won!

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It's "official"-the stinking assholes of Mount Airy, NC lost their bid to be named "America's Friendliest" city by Rand McNally. Walla Walla won (try to say that five times fast-tee hee).

As I spelled out in the "Mayberry Assholes Your Shit Has Hit the Fan Blog"-if anything, Mount Airy, NC is the "unfriendliest" "god awful" city in all of America. I ought to know. I've traveled far and wide in our great country as I was in show business for years. The people of Mount Airy suck-period.

Actually, they are the biggest weirdos that ever lived. One of the crazy things that didn't make it into the blog was the time they printed a statement in the paper by an official "uptown" that they felt that "God lived in Surry County" but that he "didn't live in Virginia" because they felt God "leave" them when they crossed the border into Virginia.

Inbred weirdos folks. Yes, they need their textile mills back. Tourism, retail, and hospitality will never fly because they suck at "human relations." To work in the aforementioned you have to like people-and that is something Mount Airy folk will never master.

Best news I've had in a while.

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